The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
...so i touched it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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