ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She announced her abortion via fbk
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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