I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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