Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
All I want is dick and wine.
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