Your mouth is God's brothel.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so let's talk penis.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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