I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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