i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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