apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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