do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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