You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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