What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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