I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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