That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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