I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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