So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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