Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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