I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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