Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Are we still banned from the library?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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