On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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