And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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