You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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