Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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