absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.