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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.

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• (408): View more from California

  just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.

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• (714): View more from California

  I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?

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