why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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