can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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