with your own penis?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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