Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
my poor anus
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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