i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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