I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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