I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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