white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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