There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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