Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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