I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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