would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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