Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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