look no pants
i just google imaged poop.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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