we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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