I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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