The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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