Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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