So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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