do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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