Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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