matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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