420 ftw
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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