I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did I show you my penis last night?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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