I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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