super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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