apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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