He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
