That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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