I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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