Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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