I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize